Wednesday 7 December 2011

THE BONE OF THE EPIC WINNING DOG

One day the dog of the EPIC WINNING century went into the EPIC WINNING forest to find a epic winning stick. He was not going to rest until he got his awesome EPIC WINNING stick. He found it in no time at all and when he came out of the EPIC WINNING forest he was surrounded by a bunch of photographers and they took a awesome picture of him and he became the most famous EPIC WINNING DOG ever. THE END!!!

Monday 5 December 2011

The Crazy Soccer Game

The crazy soccer fan was at an outstanding soccer game. It was just starting. It was Chelsea FC vs FC Barcelona. The players on both teams were the best of the best.The game was going to be awesome and he knew that because it was the final game for the European Cup. The referee blew his whistle and the game started. FC Barcelona was starting with the ball. Lional Messi took the ball and dribbled it all the way to the goal and took a shot and it hit the metal pole right above the goal it bounced off the pole and then hit the ground the goalkepper got up and grabbed the ball. Messi was amazed it didn't go in. The goalkepper drop kicked the ball to center field and Frank Lampard got it he passed it to Drogba. He shot from half field and scored!!! Amazing goal I never knew he could do that is amazing! Look at him going crazy at the half field line a true hero for his team. That goal is amazing let's see the replay on the big screen. Oh look at that the ball actually hit the post and bounced off and then hit the other post and went in! The goalkepper had no chance even though he dived for it but he was to slow. Okay here we go 1 for Chelsea FC and 0 for FC Barcelona and it's 34:50. FC barcelona starting with the ball and Leonal Messi takes the ball and he dribbles it all the way to the goal again and this time he got his focus and decked the defence no problem and he shot and scored with a goal that hit the top and bottom post and went in. The goal was on Nathan Barkley. He was humiliated he didn't give up on his team. The second half came and FC Barcelona was going crazy and shooting on Nathan with every trick they had but he saved them all.

Chelsea FC needs a plan to get back into this game and they did. At 80:00 Nathan grabbed the ball and rolled it to a teammate and then they launched their attack and they got to the other side of the field at 89:40 and Frank Lamoard had the ball he shot 10 seconds left and hit the post and bounced off and then hit the other post on the other side and it hit the ground and rolled in with 1 second left. GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chelsea FC had won. The announcer said boooooooooooo!!! But the crowd said YYYYAAAYYY!!!

After a few days past from the game FC Barcelona were furious with their loss. They contacted Chelsea FC and demanded a rematch. Chelsea was kind of surprised that they even cared about their loss because they usually don't care at all.But this time they did and wanted a rematch after another few days Chelsea finally said thet they would except the rematch and FC Barcelona were training all week because they knew Chelsea would give in and except the rematch. Chelsea was doomed. another week passed and they finally started the game and almost everybody in Chelsea and Barcelona were there which made it quite the game.Chelsea kicked off and Drogba gets it he dribbles to the box and losses it then FC Barcelona is in possesion and Puyol passes it to Messi who wants revenge badly and he goes crazy and dribbles it to Chelsea's box he shoots at the goal and makes a stunning curve ball in to the goal he SCORES!!! The crowd goes wild and they are going crazy in the stands. Messi is jumping around he loves scoring for his team. The game starts again with Chelsea FC on the ball. They start their attack on the goal and the crowd is hoping they score. But they lost possesion when Frank Lampard got tackled by Puyol. FC Barcelona gets the ball and is on the attack and Puyol passed it to Villa and he passes to Messi who gets tackled by John Terry. John Terry passes it to Mikel and he passes it to Anelka who goes for the goal and he SCORES!!! Amazing another goal and it's a tie which has left both teams in a desperate battle to the end at 1-1. They are desperate for a goal. It is 45:44 and FC barcelona kicks off and it's half time as the whistle shouts across the field. Then the next half FC Barcelona started with the ball and Chelsea was ready for them as soon as the whistle started Frank Lampard sprinted at Messi and dived to the ball he took it and made it to the box in no time at all he was as fast as a cheetah. He shoots it past the defenders and it hits the post and goes back at him he shoots again and the goalkeeper makes one last effort and jumps up from the ground and grabs it with amazing power and he drop kicks it to half field and John Terry gets it and lob passes it to Frank Lampard who is still at the end of the field. He turns around and shoots for an amazing victory goal and he misses by 2 inches as it flies past the post. But that would have been amazing because he was at half field. The FC Barcelona goalkepper was about to drop kick the ball to half field when he droped the ball out of his hands and tryed to kick the ball but only hit the air and he slipped and landed on the ground. D Drogba ran up to the ball and shot it in!!! The crowd was laughing and cheering at the same time. D Drogba was doing backflips all over the field. It was 2-1 with Chelsea FC in the lead again. The time is 87:29 FC Barcelona went crazy as soon as the game started and they got to the box in a minute Villa shot and he SCORES!!! skinned the post and just went in with 1 second left and the score was 2-2. They would be going into penalty shootout. Here we go at the penalty shootout and Messi is first. He shoots hits the post and it's in! Then it's D Drogba and he shoots and he misses. Villa shoots he scores! If frank Lampard doesn't score this it's all over. He shoots post and hits another post and it's in! Now it's Pique. He shoots and he misses. It's Anelka and he scores!!! It's 2-2 and now the final 4 shots. XAVI is shooting and he scores! Mikel shoots and he scores it's 3-3.Just A. Inesta and John Terry will decide who wins the european cup. It's John Terry and he shoots and he SCORES!!!!!!! 4-3 and A. Inesta has all the pressure on him. He shoots it bounces off the post and hits another post and another and it hits the top post it slams down to the ground and hits the goalkepper in the face and it starts rolling and the goalkepper dives for it he misses and it rolls onto the line and the goalkepper Nathan Barkley dives for it one more time and he grabs it! I can't believe it Chelsea FC had won the European Cup with a win that will be remembered for a long,long time.